The V

I blame the bar chick who, when I was looking at a cocktail menu, said "Have this one!" and then delivered me a Gin & Raspberry Mule.

Fell asleep on way home

WOKE UP IN MIDDLE OF HAIR METAL BAND

Donned wig

\o/

Hair metal band gets off train

MEET SUPPORT ACT

They were nice. Get on train to Clapham

DUDE WITH HAIR

Did you just go see Steel Panther

Yes I did

I was just on a train with them they were awesome

yes

BEST NIGHT IN AGES

Haha - I saw them a couple of weeks ago. They're brilliant!

Actually, surprisingly not that DUNK!

Would also like to note that Kev iS OLD. Not like Mazzeo the house elf old but still OLD!

Yes, but as was pointed out numerous times, no one was as old as me.

Recovering. Slowly. Got home and played drunk Halo. Then the guys managed to get 3 Bungie devs into the game. I was drunk at them. They seemed to find this funny (Jason Sussman always finds this hilarious), while I was left chronically embarrassed when I woke up this morning.

Good night! :D

Kev told me on the way home he has never read Morrison's JLA run. THAT was the most shocking news of the evening.

Wife and kids to bed.

iPod Okkerfil river.

Cleaning the  kithen and finishing th eunloved wine.

FUC Nrutal Mlk Holland 45

"FUC Nrutal Mlk Holland 45"

My dunk translator read that as "FUC Brutal milk Holland 4-5" like it was some kind of sports headline.

It should not be this hard to find the Duck thred, but I'm a wee bit tipsy and posting cat vids to my ssiter after quietly having a few in mmy apartment.

Life is good.

YES! Thread I hav e coem home and found you, not vainly emailed Vites off my phoen while out!

6pm workpub. 9pm late to music triva, win $100m miss jackpot by coinflip. On to gay karaoke NOW FIVE MINUTES  FROM MY NEW HOUSE, do Walk Like  a PAnther to se a of bemused faces, then end up flashdancing and spinning girl round bar who has just coe m home for holiday and dumped London 6 yr boyfirjend to stay here. 2.30 home adn operating machinery!

soeone link the TOTP youtube here. Jarvus me up.

flashdancing and spinning girl round bar who has just coe m home for holiday and dumped London 6 yr boyfirjend to stay here. 2.30 home adn operating machinery!

FAIL. You should have been operating somthing else!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ez2kR3N0TA

do Walk Like  a PAnther to se a of bemused faces

Congratulations. You win at life.

You win at life.

Eat it, Dave!

(I was actually heading over to talk to erh frieend who ahd bootied upto me during Push It, when LKndonasian started hurling herself aboutto Gold. By time she;d got through the "just broke up 6 years" and I went "actually I wa s going to say hi to yr fiend", she said "go get her tiger!" but too many Pussy Galore*'s had made it too late to talk sense)

*yeah Dave, the Sly is now my local. Well, second-most local, there's a beer gafden four mnustes away.

do Walk Like a PAnther to se a of bemused faces

Congratulations. You win at life.

urite though, this was aweosme

pal and I are goging to try and learn Mini Viva and Love Machine for next tiome

Do (C*nts Are Still) Running The World next time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRGGbyZzuTg

Dunk! Gor some gear but cant fgingd any fags. bollocks!

Is there anything to do in scotland but drink? Not that i relly want tod bo edoing anything else right now.

"Is there anything to do in scotland but drink?"

Blasphemy!

Where you at? You should've told us and we would have fired up the V:Scotland Signal.

and in six months time you could have organised a catchup.

Cheers,

Mark

Well yeah, when I say "you should've told us", I meant about two years in advance.

I'm in Glasgow until Tuesday. We can start planning for the next time I'mup here. Based on past experience, that will be in 19 years.

Talking about Stotland: HEY SCOTS! Golden Glen: hshit or good? Anyway, it was cheap. Got drukn on the stuff.

Dunk!  Hell of a time findingt he pary.  it was a good party, as far as parties go.  Not worth th e finding, unless the guy I met actualy calls me...sometime when I am not duck.

So drunk I caused a major racist incident at my 30th birthday. Serious win in all regards.

"Stotland"

That incident explained in detail:

http://margaritamovies.tumblr.com/post/496319400/clash-of-the-titans-clash-of-the-drunk-bitches

I bravely took total responsibility of the situation by saying hey, I didn’t say you were racist, my two black friends over there did

Instant classic.

TEN.

Crazy-ass super drunk incident, and still enough presence of mind to save your company the next day?

You, sir, are my new hero.