Drinking whatever it is that passes for absinthe in the nUnited states. REsisteing the temptatiaion to coprrect muy typijng.. I am probably bringin shame to mysesulf on facebook and twitter, but not quite sure../ I wonder what the legal maximum BAC is bfor ridngin a bike is?
I'm pretty sure I should be creative by now, with the amount of absitnhe I've consumed.
Slightly dunk on whiskey and gin and tonic...gin tastes like dirt to me. Bartender either wants to fuck me or Shea. Don't care as long as he keeps giving me free drinks.
Slightly hungover thanks to Phonogram party.
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY McGILLENKELVIE!
You wish you could be a s little bit drunk as me.
Ha aha! I am on the computer
It's okay, the kids a re asleep.
I am sobering up a little bit but I am not alright to drive let me tell you.
Uf. Good morning.
It is your destiny.
As environmentally conscious as I am, if I lived in America and their cheapo fuel, I couldn't resist myself to buy a prototypical muscle car.
Or eleven.
The only thing you should let an American tell you to do is "fuck me".
Yes, not like those awesome Toyotas... heh.
Frankly, I have not a beef with my Focus.
Nick doesn't want the increased insurance costs that come with having a sports car, I'm sure.
Damn, I miss my Eclipse sometimes.
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Looks like a Boxter lite or a longer Audi TT.
Dunno, Japanese are not very good at the sports car thing. Which is weird, given how lovely-looking some of their racing bikes are.
Germans are good at only two things: cars and invading Poland.
Wiener schnitzel? Austria is going to be very unhappy with you.
Nah, that's the new model. Mine was a '99 GSX (think THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS). Lemme google - here, this is what mine looked like before it disappeared to thievery:
Excellent, now I have this image of you in your souped up Eclipse with massive spoilers, slowly rolling down the window past some chicas, while loud reggaeton blasts from the stereo.
Dunk to clear up my midn. The bar i use to frequent has changed from Grup Modelo (think "corona") to cervecería Cuauhtemoc (think "Sol2). Shit, I'm a Coron a Man. Oh well, ateleast hey kept th e price. Thing not going good, butmight get better since i'¡''M DURUUUNK!
Dunk podcast is dunk! Tonigs sexual harassmant theater. Also, iofcourse i have to pizz right as the girsl all start comparing tehir bras. DAMN YOU BLADDER!
I tried to make a poll did I? About why yall read shitty comcs all the time. Do you buy them or steal thjem?
OK, Breach is so drunk he is emailing me under the subject line "Dunk Thread".
A sample line: "Wbyyyyyyyyy unbu I dontbjsbebWulsom mail"
Ha ha ha, email him back a direct link to a new post in the thread!
Here's the rest, since I don't understand it, nor am I sure it was intended for me.
Wbyyyyyyyyy unbu I dontbjsbebWulsom mail
sooooooo smasejef tequila- vodka. /ETC OPTIMO Sydney show w / dudes
who knew zWhwelwr in london
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WILSON
