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Too Duck To Frunk (2125 posts)
Post #2077
7 Feb 2010
Jesse 'not that one'
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Drinking whatever it is that passes for absinthe in the nUnited states.  REsisteing the temptatiaion to coprrect muy typijng..  I am probably bringin shame to mysesulf on facebook and twitter, but not quite sure../  I wonder what the legal maximum BAC is bfor ridngin a bike is?

I'm pretty sure I should be creative by now, with the amount of absitnhe I've consumed.

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Seriously, a different one.
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Post #2078 in reply to post #2077
13 Feb 2010
James Gilmer
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Slightly dunk on whiskey and gin and tonic...gin tastes like dirt to me. Bartender either wants to fuck me or Shea. Don't care as long as he keeps giving me free drinks.

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Post #2079 in reply to post #2078
13 Feb 2010
Anonymity Brown
James Gilmer

Slightly hungover thanks to Phonogram party.

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY McGILLENKELVIE!

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Post #2080
13 Feb 2010
Nick Locking
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I am a little bit drunk. God bless America!

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Post #2081 in reply to post #2080
13 Feb 2010
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey
Nick Locking

You wish you could be a s little bit drunk as me.

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Post #2082 in reply to post #2081
13 Feb 2010
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey
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Ha aha! I am on the computer

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Post #2083 in reply to post #2082
13 Feb 2010
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey
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It's okay, the kids a re asleep.

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Post #2084 in reply to post #2081
13 Feb 2010
Nick Locking
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey

I am sobering up a little bit but I am not alright to drive let me tell you.

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Post #2085 in reply to post #2084
13 Feb 2010
Marcos Castrillon
Nick Locking

So you ended up buying a car?

 

Viva el Mal! Viva el Capital!
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Post #2086 in reply to post #2084
13 Feb 2010
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey
Nick Locking

Uf. Good morning.

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Post #2087 in reply to post #2085
13 Feb 2010
Nick Locking
Marcos Castrillon

Nah not yet. Got a provisional license though.

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Post #2088 in reply to post #2086
13 Feb 2010
Nick Locking
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey

Why do you let me drink?

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Post #2089 in reply to post #2087
13 Feb 2010
Marcos Castrillon
Nick Locking

It is your destiny.

 

As environmentally conscious as I am, if I lived in America and their cheapo fuel, I couldn't resist myself to buy a prototypical muscle car.

Or eleven.

 

Viva el Mal! Viva el Capital!
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Post #2090 in reply to post #2089
13 Feb 2010
Nick Locking
Marcos Castrillon

The Americans won't let me, they say all American cars are shit.

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Post #2091 in reply to post #2090
13 Feb 2010
Marcos Castrillon
Nick Locking

The only thing you should let an American tell you to do is "fuck me".

 

Viva el Mal! Viva el Capital!
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Post #2092 in reply to post #2090
13 Feb 2010
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC
Nick Locking

Yes, not like those awesome Toyotas...  heh.

Frankly, I have not a beef with my Focus.

I AM JASON
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Post #2093 in reply to post #2089
13 Feb 2010
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC
Marcos Castrillon

Nick doesn't want the increased insurance costs that come with having a sports car, I'm sure.

Damn, I miss my Eclipse sometimes.

I AM JASON
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Post #2094 in reply to post #2093
13 Feb 2010
Marcos Castrillon
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC

?

Looks like a Boxter lite or a longer Audi TT.

Dunno, Japanese are not very good at the sports car thing. Which is weird, given how lovely-looking some of their racing bikes are.

 

Viva el Mal! Viva el Capital!
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Post #2095 in reply to post #2094
14 Feb 2010
Mister Underhill
Marcos Castrillon

Germans are good at only two things: cars and invading Poland.

Harris O'Malley
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Post #2096 in reply to post #2095
14 Feb 2010
Marcos Castrillon
Mister Underhill

So, so wrong

 

Viva el Mal! Viva el Capital!
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Post #2097 in reply to post #2096
14 Feb 2010
Andrew W
Marcos Castrillon

Wiener schnitzel? Austria is going to be very unhappy with you.

W.
The Post-Game Show: A bent geek blog about trash.
Very Good Taste: Food blog. Awesome food blog.
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Post #2098 in reply to post #2094
14 Feb 2010
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC
Marcos Castrillon

Nah, that's the new model.  Mine was a '99 GSX (think THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS).  Lemme google - here, this is what mine looked like before it disappeared to thievery:

I AM JASON
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Post #2099 in reply to post #2098
14 Feb 2010
Marcos Castrillon
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC

Excellent, now I have this image of you in your souped up Eclipse with massive spoilers, slowly rolling down the window past some chicas, while loud reggaeton blasts from the stereo.

 

Viva el Mal! Viva el Capital!
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Post #2100 in reply to post #2099
14 Feb 2010
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC
Marcos Castrillon

I'll let you run with that then.

I AM JASON
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Post #2101
18 Feb 2010
Luis Sopelana
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Dunk to clear up my midn. The bar i use to frequent has changed from Grup Modelo (think "corona") to cervecería Cuauhtemoc (think "Sol2). Shit, I'm a Coron a Man. Oh well, ateleast hey kept th e price. Thing not going good, butmight get better since i'¡''M DURUUUNK!


luis sopelana / www blog dA
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Post #2102
19 Feb 2010
Mister Underhill
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Dunk podcast is dunk! Tonigs sexual harassmant theater. Also, iofcourse i have to pizz right as the girsl all start comparing tehir bras. DAMN YOU BLADDER!

Harris O'Malley
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Post #2103
4 Mar
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey
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I tried to make a poll did I? About why yall read shitty comcs all the time. Do you buy them or steal thjem?

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Post #2104
7 Mar
Honoured Comrade Taikonaut
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OK, Breach is so drunk he is emailing me under the subject line "Dunk Thread".

A sample line: "Wbyyyyyyyyy unbu I dontbjsbebWulsom mail"

 


taikonaut

I'm old - buy me things (also these)
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Post #2105 in reply to post #2104
7 Mar
Dave
Honoured Comrade Taikonaut

Ha ha ha, email him back a direct link to a new post in the thread!

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Post #2106 in reply to post #2105
7 Mar
Honoured Comrade Taikonaut
Dave

Here's the rest, since I don't understand it, nor am I sure it was intended for me.

 

 

Wbyyyyyyyyy unbu I dontbjsbebWulsom mail

sooooooo smasejef tequila- vodka. /ETC OPTIMO Sydney show w / dudes
who knew zWhwelwr in london


Whssssssassssaaaaaaat
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what


Oh shir

ahi
shit
Shit?

Shit!
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Whaasssssssaaaaat

what


YES

WILSON


taikonaut

I'm old - buy me things (also these)
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