The V

Post here if and/or when you are drunk. I'm posting in the dark, slightly drunk (I only have to look at the keyboard every third word) and I know damn well no fucker cares what drunk people have to say. This is our thread! And we don't fucking care!

You've given me something to do before I pass out on Friday nights.

Bless you.

Such a good idea, I'm making it a sticky thread for the next 10 years.

I LOVE THIS THREAD! IT'S THE BESHT THREAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

KG

NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK

I am, I"m going to bed

does this put the thread in danger of being closed down, to much non-drunk chat.

Can we tell stories of stupid shit we bought while we were drunk this weekend and just now found? Would that count?

I came home to find in the post a free razor, and it has five blades. I am going to fuck my whiskers up.

(Ref: New Belgium Fat Tire Ale, Sam Smith Nut Brown Ale and Oatmeal Stout, bit of Spanish Rosé)

Yay! I'm the first drunk of 20 Sept. I've had a few Ruby Red Absolut and fresh squeezed orange juice and a few pints in front a fabulous band that inspired me to dance through the whole set. Not often that happens. Yay!

- Marz

Yay! I'm the first drunk of the 21 Sept. I've been home for half an hour and am sobering up a bit though.

BUUUUUUUUUUUEEEENNNNNNNOOOOOOO

I've forgotten all the stupid ideas for threads we had in the pub.

That's how drunk I am!

I remember one.

Last night my drunkended adventures led me away from the crap karaoke bar and up the road to the Burgundy Room where we encountered the crew from Jackass. Nothing was broken, no one was set on fire, but a fine time was had by all.

- Marz

Yay! Maybe we should form a new rule for this thread. No hitting the backspace key if you are really drunk. That way we can see you how bad typists are.

Wow. Well, at least I spelled everything right. I think.

Maria, will it ever happen?

No. Get over it.

bleaaaaaaaaarggh drunjkkkkkkkk diryx dacchez A BRILLIANT FILM.

Can't believe Joycey was such a wuss as to filter out the blood from Pancho's liposuction.

"No hitting the backspace key if you are really drunk."

Please, I do that when I'm not drunk.

Went out and got a few bottles for parents' visit tomorrow.

AND THEN I DRANK 'EM.

DUNK!

KG

Getting drunk now. Children of Men was good.

Got together with friend for dring. finished off tow bottles of wine and now I am tottlly snockered. I'm supposed to go out with friends later but not sure if that is going to happen.

Ugh! This beer I had tonight tasted like port or something. The bartender told me it was 11.5% alcohol or some bullshit like thst. It was ohay, I guess. I'm starting to think that the no-backspace thing was a bad idea...

I was so drunk last night that I jumped out my first floor window. There is still blood on the patio in the garden. I cannot move today, had to call in sick at work and... I'm going to go out and get drunk tonight. Eventhough I spent all day in A&E.

That deserves the inaugural Ollie (TM) Award for services to drinking.



Cheers!

HAHAHA why has rhe rum gone? cos I fucking drank a bottle and a half watching Temple of Doom

Now time for Last Crusade and busting into sloe gin and the orange shit in the cupboard

The perfect circumstances to come around to the correct opinion that Last Crusade is the best one.

Is this thread a gigantic call for help they we are missing Jamie?

Duh!