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In honour of the "Ed Brubaker on Adjectival X-men" Mullahworld thread that then becomes a "Mike Carey and Chris Bachalo on Adjective-free X-men" thread after a leaked issue of Wizard ...
http://forums.millarworld.tv/index.php?showtopic=57164&st=180
... and which has spoilers for news from an unreleased issue of Wizard !

I hereby announce today as annual SPOILER AMNESTY DAY.

Put all your unwanted spoilers here !

(Linds' edit: img removed due to bandwidth-stealing pair of tits having been goatse-d in place of whatever was originally being hotlinked to)

The white guy is actually a woman.

That has to be the most egregious use of spoiler tags/white text ever.

You ain't kidding!

Wow, that's... seriously freaking underwhelming.

I may be the only person who loved Milligan's X-Run- SPACE CTHULU! Mystique fucking with everyone!- though.

--Dan

How is it a spoiler to say that Billy Tan is going to be drawing X-Men? Which plot does that spoil? What is wrong with these people?

You get to the end of the movie and you realise Kevin Spacey is a really bad actor.

The plot of X-Office Machinations #413, which has been a more compelling series than Uncanny X-Men since about 1991.

Monkeys stole the Statue of Liberty.

Soylent Green is delicious.

Tyler Durden was dead the whole time.

"Rosebud" was the name of the dirty gypsy girl Charles Foster Kane boffed while solving crime in a Benedictine Abbey.

Wow, some of those posts look like Mad Libs.

"As for ________ and ________ together? Count me in on that puppy!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DAMN YOU, MICHAEL MOORE. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

I think it's not so much plot spoiling, but rather they're hoping people at Wizard are thwarted by white text.

I think the people at Wizard probably know already.
is denying it.

Jean commits suicide to stop the Phoenix power, and save the universe, thus proving her essential humanity.

--Dan

Ugh, the Most overrated writer and the most underwhelming writer in comics today on the top x-books, i rather milligan & Claremont stayed

I'm all for that. X-MEN is not the best use of Peter Milligan, and Mike Carey's done some very good straight-ahead superhero stories for the Ultimate imprint. I could live without Chris Bachalo, who's still frequently unreadable, but I'm perfectly happy with the writers.

"Citizen" Kane was actually Canadian.

Craig

This reads like some fanboy's dream team, but apparently the new Wildstorm creative teams are:

Grant Morrison/Jim Lee on Wildcats
Gail Simone/Talent Caldwell on Gen 13
Grant Morrison/Gene Ha on Authority
Brian Azzarello/Carlos D'Anda on Deathblow
Garth Ennis/Chris Sprouse on Midnighter
Mike Carey/Whilce Portracio on Wetworks

apparently.

And..... it was all just a dream of the kid anyway. Even the shiny green head in a dish.

Stephen Shevlin

That sounds good. I'm not sure Morrison is who I want for Authority, though. I'm not sure even he can redeem it from how lame and uncool it's become. It seems like Millar did everything that needed to be done with it and now they're just Generic Superteam. Ennis Midnighter though - get in. Hopefully he doesn't go for comedy because I don't need to read how superheroes are really stupid and crap for the fourth time.

Fucking hell, that's a nice line up! I won't get all of it, but the majority look to be golden.

Have faith! That Millar issue that was really by Morrison was quality. And anyway, put Morrison on any superteam and he's bound to delight.

Also, Gene Fucking Ha!!

Wow. That is going to be one late book. Fantastic, but late.

-Matt.

Late comics tend to be better than on-time comics. I'd love to live in a world where all comics are late because the artists are that meticulous.

</byrne bait>

Sod meticulous, I'd love to live in a world where all comics are late because the creators are spending so much time kicking John Byrne in the balls.

"Garth Ennis/Chris Sprouse on Midnighter"

Sprouse! Great. Ennis! Fuck. That's one of the last guys I'd want writing a regular series about a gay lead character.

He'll be getting paid by the euphonism.

This is an exceedingly good point.

-Matt.