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Help Me, I'm Stupid (11882 posts)
Post #1
20 Nov 2005
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC
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quote:
This is the official V 'Help Me, I'm Stupid' thread, for all your Craig McGill 'I've never heard of Google' needs. Why do your own donkey work, when you can just sit there like a houseplant and wait to get watered?


Note - questions about VHive should be posted in the VHive Support forum:

http://www.thevhive.com/forum/discussion.php?webtag=VHIVE

Jason Cornett

E-mail|Desires|AIM:querlvox
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Post #2 in reply to post #1
20 Nov 2005
Nathan 'half Maria Goretti and half demon ' Hook
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC

help!

My pc speakers are humming and i can't make it stop!

Nxx

I've been to honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else
Post #3 in reply to post #2
20 Nov 2005
Lindsay D
Nathan 'half Maria Goretti and half demon ' Hook
Unplug them! Or turn them off!

Voila!

--Lindsay Duff

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Post #4 in reply to post #3
20 Nov 2005
Nathan 'half Maria Goretti and half demon ' Hook
Lindsay D

hmmmmmmm

ok, can anyone help me to make my pc speakers normal again?

I've been to honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else
Post #5 in reply to post #4
21 Nov 2005
Marcos Castrillon
Nathan 'half Maria Goretti and half demon ' Hook
Reinstall soundcard drivers.
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Post #6 in reply to post #5
21 Nov 2005
O-Qua Tangin Wann
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My cable company is stupid. It looks like I'm going to have to go wireless for a lone desktop pc. I haven't really even begun looking at wireless routers and pc cards yet. My question, are there any brands that are total shit I should avoid?
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Post #7 in reply to post #6
21 Nov 2005
Chad 'Chadbert' Lemaster
O-Qua Tangin Wann
Avoid Lynksys. I hated it, and it was unrealiable

---Chadbert----
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Post #8 in reply to post #1
21 Nov 2005
christopher 'Chris Siddall' siddall
nosaJ 'Is WYSIWYG' ttenroC
I'm running Mac OSX version 10.3.9 Moggy or whatever on my ibook, what can I safely get shot of to free up space on my teeny tiny 10 gig HD?
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Post #9 in reply to post #8
21 Nov 2005
Lindsay D
christopher 'Chris Siddall' siddall
I *think* OSX Panther, with a healthy bank of applications, eats about 5gigs of space, give or take. So, get choosing which programs you don't want any more, I guess.

--Lindsay Duff

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Post #10 in reply to post #9
21 Nov 2005
christopher 'Chris Siddall' siddall
Lindsay D
So I could dump the OS9 gubbins without causing problems. I don't use any of those apps.
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Post #11 in reply to post #10
21 Nov 2005
Lindsay D
christopher 'Chris Siddall' siddall
I'd say so. I've certainly never used them. However, be warned that I know next to nowt about Macs, beyond what I've managed to glean from owning one for the last year or so.

--Lindsay Duff

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Post #12 in reply to post #10
21 Nov 2005
Antony Johnston
christopher 'Chris Siddall' siddall

If you never use any Classic apps, then yes, you can delete the "System Folder" (may be called "System Folder (OS9)" and "Applications (OS9)" folders.

DO! NOT! DELETE! the actual SYSTEM folder, or you will very probably fuck something up. The one you want has a big orange "9" on the icon. The one you *don't* want has a big blue "X".

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Post #13 in reply to post #6
21 Nov 2005
Jings - 'The Scottish One' - Michty
O-Qua Tangin Wann

Linksys are actually alright. I've had one of their wireless routers running for 24/7 for about three years now and I've never had a problem with it.

The only caveat to that is that if you are running a mac then you have to configure it manually which is a fecking nightmare. Apart from that, great machines.

Craig
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Post #14 in reply to post #8
21 Nov 2005
Jings - 'The Scottish One' - Michty
christopher 'Chris Siddall' siddall

DUMP OS9 if you don't use it. If you have a bunch of foreign keyboard layouts and foreign language kits, they can go. If you have a lot of printer drivers that you know you'll never use, they can go as well.

Be ruthless with your iTunes and depending on what software you have check your email folders on the mac for stored attachments and also converted files in Toast.

You could also downgrade the quality of your music...

Craig
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Post #15 in reply to post #14
21 Nov 2005
Jings - 'The Scottish One' - Michty
Ciaran McNulty
I always thought it was taking the piss for being like Emo Phllips. Whoops!
Craig
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Post #16 in reply to post #13
21 Nov 2005
Harvey Co-Loser Jim Massey
Not at all Stephen Shevlin
"Well head to the inlet and we'll share a bottle there
And color the coast with your smile.
Its the most genuine thing I've ever seen.
I was so lost and now I believe."

-------------
Jim Massey

 

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Post #17 in reply to post #1
21 Nov 2005
Not at all Stephen Shevlin
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What does emo actually mean> I get it's meant to stand in for whiny self-interested whiney teen loser stuff, but what do the letters "emo" actually mean? Is this one of those high-falutin musical criticism words?

Stephen Shevlin

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Post #18 in reply to post #13
21 Nov 2005
Ciaran McNulty
Not at all Stephen Shevlin
It's short for 'emotional' or sometimes 'emotional hardcore'
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Post #19 in reply to post #14
21 Nov 2005
Not Tony Rollinson
Ciaran McNulty

'emotional hardcore'

Explain!


Tony R.
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Post #20 in reply to post #15
21 Nov 2005
Ciaran McNulty
Not Tony Rollinson
Which bit? That is what it's short for!

Hardcore in American Punk terms, naturally. It comes via bands like Weezer who are a bit punky.

I suspect the genre's drifted away from its root sound, a fair bit.
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Post #21 in reply to post #16
21 Nov 2005
Not Tony Rollinson
Ciaran McNulty

Ah, I see now. You were giving the definition of the 'emo' music type.

Carry on.

Though how you can have weepy/girlybollocks hardcore I don't know.


Tony R.
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Post #22 in reply to post #20
21 Nov 2005
Nick Locking
Jings - 'The Scottish One' - Michty

"From: Craig 'Tightarse' McGill (CRAIG-MCGILL)"

Interesting, it seems the word filter works on display names.


nick locking
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Post #23 in reply to post #18
21 Nov 2005
Allan
Jings - 'The Scottish One' - Michty

<<Linksys are actually alright. I've had one of their wireless routers running for 24/7 for about three years now and I've never had a problem with it.>>

The quality of Linksys's products has gone downhill significantly since Cisco bought them. It seems that anything that was designed before the buyout (most of the routers) is of good quality, but anything newer is suspect (all of the VPN hardware).

--
Allan

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Post #24 in reply to post #23
21 Nov 2005
Han Q Duong
Allan
I have a Linksys running the hacked Sveasoft firmware. It's awesome. It has QoS builtin (so I can prioritize the bandwidth) and I can amp up the antenna power to a sterility inducing 251mw.
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Post #25 in reply to post #22
21 Nov 2005
Jings - 'The Scottish One' - Michty
Nick Locking
Interesting: I'll need to see what colour your balls go after I boot them for this.
Craig
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Post #26
21 Nov 2005
aka Melba Toast
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HMIS: Assuming that my little piece of Delphi wouldn't qualify for anything above "vanity forum" status, I've been trying to install Beehive on my webserver. I've got phpMyAdmin installed but can't seem to manipulate the permissions so that I can create a database.

I have looked around the web and found lots of different ways to set up config.inc.php, but none of them seem to allow me to get rid of the "No privileges" indicator. Or should I just access MySQL from a CLI? I have no idea how to do that, by the way.

It's phpMyAdmin 2.6.4 and MySQL 3.23.54, should that matter. And I'm viewing it through Firefox 1.5.


EN
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You can't understand how anybody could shoot a pony then shoot a goat.
—Ray Farr, Lebanon Valley News, 16 November, 2005

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Post #27 in reply to post #26
22 Nov 2005
Nick Locking
aka Melba Toast
No privileges indicator? What?

nick locking
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Post #28 in reply to post #27
22 Nov 2005
Ciaran McNulty
Nick Locking
I suspect his MySQL login doesn't have CREATE DATABASE privilages.
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Post #29 in reply to post #28
22 Nov 2005
Lindsay D
Ciaran McNulty
Tsk! Pedantus, you are slipping.

Privileges.

--Lindsay Duff

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Post #30 in reply to post #29
22 Nov 2005
Ciaran McNulty
Lindsay D
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