Welcome to Round Three of the longest running topic on my various boards and mailing lists.
The previous incarnation of this thread was getting boring, mostly because I've been dogging it, so let's try this again, and this time I'll endeavor to be entertaining.
Ask me anything, and if I'm not legally bound to do otherwise, I'll do my best to give you an answer (and on the theoretical occasion when I don't know something, we'll turn the collective brainpower of this forum to sussing out the answer). So, Justice League of America, Fantastic Four, "Is Dwayne a racist?", Damage Control, Static Shock, JLU, Milestone, Comics, TV, Movies, Physics, Politics, advice to the lovelorn, whatever you got.
As usual, I'll only lie if there's a chance it'll make me look better, or make my many enemies look worse.

